A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

The FCC

oh hey.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

An Aisian failed a test

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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