why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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