Women's rights

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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hi dave

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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