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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Penis.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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