Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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rocky is here again.......................

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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