- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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