oh no, i've lost my tractor

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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