A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Man U

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Please don't shoot me

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