What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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