- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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