Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

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Women's rights

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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