"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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Koalas mum is a slut

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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