Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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Anti Joke

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