A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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