So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Anti Joke

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