Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Womens Basketball.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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