how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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minorities

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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