Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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