what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

A horse walked into a barn...

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

This is a joke for Homeless people:

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

Politics.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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