What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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