A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Gay rights

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69.... is a number

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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