Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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A black man without problems.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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