what happens when you wake up inception

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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A black guy gets arrested...

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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