what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Anti Joke

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