So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

Yo Mamma

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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