Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Christians

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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