extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Womens Basketball.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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I'm funny.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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The white guy did it!

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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