Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Your mother is so fat.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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