Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Politics.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Anti Joke

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