What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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You're on fire.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Anti Joke

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