Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Got milk? No.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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Netball.

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