- Anti Joke

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

your face

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof