Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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