why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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