Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Poop

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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