Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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That is so fetch

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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YOLO

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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