Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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Women's Rights

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

9/11

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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