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Knock knock. Get out!!

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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