- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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