- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Cancer

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Guess what What

masturbating on a tarc bus

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

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