The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

su algato es en fuego

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Barack Obama plays basketball

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

im gay

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Whats cold and frozen? ice

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