A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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knock knock? come in

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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