Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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