Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Antijokes...

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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