- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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