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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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being sober in a bar fight

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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