If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Drew Knowles is gay

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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