- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Derp

Fine, ladies first.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Jordan is pregant

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

masturbating on a tarc bus

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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