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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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