- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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