- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Yo Momma So Fat!

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

A man walks into a bar

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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