Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Atheism

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Anti Joke

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