- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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