A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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