What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Your sex life.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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Women's rights.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Antijokes...

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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