- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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