- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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