a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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