- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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