- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Fine, ladies first.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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