Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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A blind man watches TV

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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