yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Your mom is so old she died

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

I'd like to make a withdraw

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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