how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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being sober in a bar fight

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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oh hey.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

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su algato es en fuego

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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