How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Your mother is so fat.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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