Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Jesus wept.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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