- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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