What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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Diana and victoria

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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