why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Poop.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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