- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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