Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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i like pie

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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