A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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girls basketball

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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