Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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