Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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You're on fire.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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